Distorted View Daily

Hosted ByTim Henson

Over 16 years of utter stupidity! Featuring the weirdest finds from around the Internet! WTF audio, weird news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks

The Distorted View Show is a daily comedy podcast hosted by Tim Henson. Every weekday he scours the darkest corners of the web in search of the truly bizarre. He then presents his finds to you, complete with his own unique (read: crass, vulgar, childish, and inappropriate) commentary. For a half hour each day, sit back and witness this audiophonic trainwreck. After listening, you’ll feel much better about your own life.


Distorted View Daily won “Best Comedy Podcast” during the first annual People’s Choice Podcast Awards in 2005. DV made history again by winning the award for the second straight year in 2006. In 2008, DV was won another Podcast Award in the “Mature” category. It was also nominated for awards in 2007, 2013, and 2016.  U.K.’s premiere music magazine, “Q Magazine”, named Distorted View one of the ten best comedy podcasts in its June 2006 issue.  It remains one of the top comedy podcasts on Podcast Alley and routinely is placed in the overall top 10. It’s also frequently a featured comedy podcast in iTunes. For more information regarding press and awards, click here.

Reaching tens of thousand listeners each day, Distorted View is one of the most popular adult comedy podcasts and continues to grow, adding new “freaks” everyday.

For more about Distorted View, check out the FAQ. In November 2006, The DV Sideshow was launched as a subscription-based service. For a monthly fee, listeners of Distorted View can obtain extra content: extended shows, exclusive shows, videocasts, and access to the complete archive of past shows (2000 and growing).

All Episodes

The Poop Eating Eel That Slithers Up Your Rectum

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.000 Dick Legend Scott Taylor 2:07.293 Non Gender Conforming Sibling 11:23.834 The Gays Caused COVID-19 12:42.845 Yoga Is Demonic 16:17.259 Meade Skelton Update 19:19.473 Old Woman Is About To Get Laid – Voicemail 24:15…

Chris Chan Arrested After Mother Loving

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.000 Happy Birthday From A Youtard 2:12.244 A New Chapter In The Chris Chan Saga – Mother Banging 7:18.065 Checking In With The Inbred Family 20:37.602 Support DV! 25:56.184 A Botched Castration Situation 27:02.

I Don’t Know How To Use My Body

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.000 Commercials You Were Forced To Sit Through At The Movies 3:51.183 Movie Time Shrimp Rolls! 5:25.070 Britney Spears And Bob Dole Selling Pepsi 8:34.809 Meade Skelton’s Feminine Voice 13:23.

Saving Your Good Vagina For Marriage

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.000 Time To Toast The Bacon 3:05.237 Pony Pissed – Chris Chan Is Angry With Hasbro 7:43.220 Little Boys Singing About Feminism 11:20.747 Coash Dave Knows Who Satan’s Right Hand Man Is 18:09.

Oiled Up Pony Rump

On Today’s Show Sorry, No timestamps for today’s episode. Rest assured, it is a good one chock full of love and weirdness. We learn about an old man’s enema routine. Two pieces of inside-out ass-meat touch to become one.

Serial Sperm Shooter Slung His Last Spunkload

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.000 Mom Popped Up On Yesterday’s Show 1:55.918 A New Gooner Bater Trainer 5:32.447 Crackhead Neighbors Get The Hose 11:11.114 A Piss Gagging Slut Named Celeste 15:59.295 That’s Not A Jolly Rancher I Fished Out Of Your …

Murder Over Daddy’s Secret Feces Fetish

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.000 Visiting The Family After The Pandemic 1:47.151 Bizarre Sex Term: Shepherds Pie 13:26.920 Breaking News From President Gabrielle Chana 15:56.688 Alex Jones Says We Are Growing Cancer Crystals Thanks The Vaccine 19:…

Are You On The Goddamn Planet? BEST-OF

On Today’s Show As I mentioned, today’s show is Best-Of Day! Enjoy! Contact LVL80CatLady On Twitter For Tim’s B-Day! Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi,

Pickle Pumping In The Pooper

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.036 Calls From Narcissists 2:22.448 Victoria Secret Karen Update 12:57.984 Pennywise Is Real And Will Stab You In The Asshole 14:22.444 From Cat Fucking To Communist Propaganda 17:47.