On Today’s Show –
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Nonbinary Trans Racial | 3:58.679 |
| Racist Blink 182 Cover | 12:31.215 |
| Cheese Breath Dry Heaves | 15:40.807 |
| 1980’s Police Cam Footage | 17:07.955 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow (PLEASE!) | 22:31.012 |
| Bill Gates: Code Writing Pussy Hound | 23:41.132 |
| May I Offer My Penis To Comfort You? | 26:51.352 |
| He Loves Horses, Best Of All The Animals | 29:25.304 |
| 4th Of July Stories Coming Soon! | 36:21.055 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 38:41.818 |