On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Tribute To A Betty White | 1:33.133 |
| The Sex Sounds Of Nikacado: Man Boobs And Ball Skin | 5:46.030 |
| Gabrielle Chana Goes Racist And Makes Chicken | 16:30.499 |
| A Public Service Announcement About Crovid Ninden | 23:37.783 |
| Like DV? Consider Supporting This Stupidity! | 27:17.325 |
| White Girls Commit Crime With Glitter | 29:06.649 |
| A Doctor Branded Organs With His Initials | 33:02.593 |
| Snoop Is Getting In The Wiener Game | 36:48.899 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 40:30.914 |