On Today’s Show
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Commercials You Were Forced To Sit Through At The Movies | 3:51.183 |
| Movie Time Shrimp Rolls! | 5:25.070 |
| Britney Spears And Bob Dole Selling Pepsi | 8:34.809 |
| Meade Skelton’s Feminine Voice | 13:23.167 |
| Dhar Mann Tackles Mixed Race Families | 18:52.446 |
| Support DV! Sign Up For The Sideshow | 27:44.921 |
| Another Serial Shitter Strikes | 29:30.257 |
| S&M Dommes Shaming Their Subs Into Getting Vaxxed | 32:46.706 |
| A Not-So-Happy Melee | 39:56.799 |
| 206-666-4463 – Our Voicemail Line! / Ending | 44:02.828 |