On Today’s Show –
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Power Outage And Heart Surge | 1:48.735 |
| Advice From A Mannequin Fucker | 8:58.109 |
| A Refreshing Clip Of A Racist Black Man | 15:23.745 |
| Anti-Vax Dolly Parton Parody | 21:35.844 |
| Become A True And Honorable Freak Today! | 23:51.047 |
| Trying To Squirt Out The Olympic Torch | 25:20.744 |
| Children’s Toy Sings About Cocaine And Suicide | 30:17.560 |
| UK’s Only Barbed Wire Collector | 33:52.026 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 39:09.162 |