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Chris Chan Arrested After Mother Loving

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.000 Happy Birthday From A Youtard 2:12.244 A New Chapter In The Chris Chan Saga – Mother Banging 7:18.065 Checking In With The Inbred Family...

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I Don’t Know How To Use My Body

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.000 Commercials You Were Forced To Sit Through At The Movies 3:51.183 Movie Time Shrimp Rolls! 5:25.070 Britney Spears And Bob Dole Selling Pepsi 8:34.809...

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Saving Your Good Vagina For Marriage

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.000 Time To Toast The Bacon 3:05.237 Pony Pissed – Chris Chan Is Angry With Hasbro 7:43.220 Little Boys Singing About Feminism 11:20.747 Coash Dave...

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Oiled Up Pony Rump

On Today’s Show Sorry, No timestamps for today’s episode. Rest assured, it is a good one chock full of love and weirdness. We learn about an old man’s enema...

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Serial Sperm Shooter Slung His Last Spunkload

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.000 Mom Popped Up On Yesterday’s Show 1:55.918 A New Gooner Bater Trainer 5:32.447 Crackhead Neighbors Get The Hose 11:11.114 A Piss Gagging Slut Named...

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Murder Over Daddy’s Secret Feces Fetish

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.000 Visiting The Family After The Pandemic 1:47.151 Bizarre Sex Term: Shepherds Pie 13:26.920 Breaking News From President Gabrielle Chana 15:56.688 Alex Jones Says We...

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Are You On The Goddamn Planet? BEST-OF

On Today’s Show As I mentioned, today’s show is Best-Of Day! Enjoy! Contact LVL80CatLady On Twitter For Tim’s B-Day! Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The...

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Pickle Pumping In The Pooper

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.036 Calls From Narcissists 2:22.448 Victoria Secret Karen Update 12:57.984 Pennywise Is Real And Will Stab You In The Asshole 14:22.444 From Cat Fucking To...

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Fart On My Doritos

On Today’s Show – Introduction 0:00.000 Marvel Vs. DC / Exclusive Wonder Woman Clip 3:26.118 Incel Marshal Mathers Mashup 13:41.154 Racist Temper Tantrum At Victoria Secret 16:26.413 Sign Up...

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Violent Scromiting

On Today’s Show – Introduction 0:00.000 My Next Million Dollar Idea 2:07.316 Trans-Focused Hygiene Products 6:05.000 The Gamestop Ma’am Has Met Her Soulmate 9:15.364 Alexyss K. Tylor Is Possessed...

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The Meat Is Gonna Slip In

On Today’s Show – Introduction 0:00.000 Tim Shouldn’t Give Stock Advice 1:36.070 Do Not Invest In Gyms 4:14.922 Gymaxxing Incel Gets Banned | WATCH HIM IN ACTION 6:45.101 STD...

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Defiling Store Mannequins

On Today’s Show – Introduction 0:00.000 Power Outage And Heart Surge 1:48.735 Advice From A Mannequin Fucker 8:58.109 A Refreshing Clip Of A Racist Black Man 15:23.745 Anti-Vax Dolly...

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Lady Fisting Lessons – BEST-OF

On Today’s Show – Due to storm related power and internet outage, today’s new show will be pushed back a little. Until then, enjoy this finely-aged classique edition of...

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Fecal Matter Vomitus

On Today’s Show – Introduction 0:00.000 Happy Birthday, America! You Looking Rough 1:03.853 The “Woke” Crowd Hates Independence Day 2:39.576 A Made-For-TV-Movie About A Dead Kid 5:47.643 80’s Commercial...

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May I Offer My Penis To Comfort You?

On Today’s Show – Introduction 0:00.000 Nonbinary Trans Racial 3:58.679 Racist Blink 182 Cover 12:31.215 Cheese Breath Dry Heaves 15:40.807 1980’s Police Cam Footage 17:07.955 Sign Up For The...

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Cracking Your Woman’s Walnut Shell

On Today’s Show – Introduction 0:00.000 Sorry For The Delay! 2:20.058 Dating Advice From An Idiot 6:45.245 Warning: Bloody Nastiness Ahead 14:30.013 Cutting Out Cheek Fat To Fit In...

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Hoarding Your Spunk Supply

On Today’s Show – Introduction 0:00.000 Meade Skelton At The Doomsday Prepper Convention 2:03.807 Semen Retention: Hoarding Your Spunk Supply 11:22.529 Dissecting The F-Word 18:30.376 Gold Digger Wants Her...

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Introducing Blow Fly Boy

On Today’s Show – Introduction 0:00.866 Even The Business News Channel Is Trashy 3:31.704 First Came Blow Fly Girl. Now: Blow Fly Boy 7:08.833 Courtroom Outburst / Freak Out...

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President Pretty Woman Lover Has Had Some Kinky Sex

On Today’s Show – Today’s new episode will be posted a bit later. Until then, enjoy this Best of Show. Afterwards, learn how to craft a sandwich by watching...

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Sodom And Elantra

On Today’s Show – Introduction 0:00.000 Introducing Lord Douche’s New Car 2:47.186 Ear Licking ASMR 13:55.064 The Upcoming Horror / Thriller Film – “Karen” 19:13.414 Gay Pride Bashing Sermon...

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Let The Elderly Virgin Peel His Potatoes

On Today’s Show – Introduction 0:00.000 Skippy Goes On Another Date 4:59.428 Grandpa Virgin Just Wants To Boil His Potatoes 17:51.688 Caught In The Act 20:40.143 Falling Asleep At...

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Milking And Breeding The Human Cow

On Today’s Show – Introduction 0:00.000 The First Amendment 2:34.029 Cop Hater Screams At Police 4:05.768 Cop Lovers Sing A Pro Police Song 7:05.450 Warning To New Listeners 11:06.772...

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Crack Smoking Ho And The Electrosluts

On Today’s Show – Introduction 0:00.000 Street Preacher Prays For Timmyboo 1:53.632 What’s The Deaf Person Saying? 11:29.000 Chicken Mcfreakout 16:29.208 The Electrosluts 21:13.053 Sign Up For The Sideshow...

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The Best Of Vulva Massage – BEST OF

On Today’s Show – Best-Of Show Today! Enjoy. I’ll be doing a weekend show to make up for lack of new DV today. Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your...

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Bleach Man Zaps The AIDS Needles Clean

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Sex Trains And Shit Stains 3:21.179 Meade’s Views On Civil War Era Slavery 13:37.102 Bleach Man Saves The AIDS Needles 16:17.374 High On Air...

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Get That Urine-Soaked Look Without The Wetness!

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 David Super N-Word Is Back! 1:38.031 Meade’s Low Testosterone Problem 8:55.838 Dogs Hate Gay People 13:23.197 Neighborhood Watch Officer Vs. Homeless Man 17:02.143 Linda...

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I Hacked In To The Christian Mainframe!

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Recap Of 2025: The World Enslaved By A Virus 1:59.521 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 25:43.939 Pickup Truck With A Vinyl Crime Being Committed...

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The Sounds and Smells of the Golden Girls Having Sex

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Fat Midget Pedophile Gets Busted 4:28.509 This Ain’t The Golden Girls Porn Parody 12:05.380 The UAW Has A Song About Sexual Assault For You...

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Febreze-ing A Rotting Corpose

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Meade Now Hates Women On Horses 2:51.164 Crackhead Just Trying To Shit At Taco Bell 10:28.565 Black Woman Leaves Angry Voicemail To Popeyes 14:17.404...

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Icelandic Pedophile Pop

Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters.

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Elderly Trouser Dribble

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Awful As Seen On TV Products – The Pee Putter 1:58.346 The Style Screamer 5:16.354 Cat Gets Stuck In The Lamp 11:17.802 Profile Of...

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Anal Egg Salad

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Miserable Gays And Pride Month 1:52.080 Kellogg’s Gay Pride Cereal 6:12.666 Big Mixx Cereal 8:59.137 DV Listener Puke Mail! 11:51.762 Anal Egg Salad Recipe...

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The Squirt Pillow Girl Might Be In A Psychic Relationship With Johnny Depp

On Today’s Show: Good stuff. No Show notes. Sorry. Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc....

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I Only Date After the Fourth Fingering

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 The Thankless Job Of Gay Bathhouse Cleaning 1:40.155 Picking Up Girls On A Subway Train – The Creeper Way 12:23.722 The Puppet Master Hoarder...

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A Class Action Lawsuit Against Gwyneth Paltrow’s Pussy

On Today’s Show: Support DV’s resident artist LVL80CATLADY on Patreon and get an avatar drawn of you. Introduction 0:00.453 Female Christian Streamer Gets Gifted Cat By Sad Horny Man...

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Employee Perk: Masturbation Breaks At Work

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Bitchy Woman Busted For Facebooking While Driving | Columbus Police Body Camera  2:55.628 Drag Queen With An Itchy Penis | Columbus Police Body Camera ...

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