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The Poop Eating Eel That Slithers Up Your Rectum

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.000 Dick Legend Scott Taylor 2:07.293 Non Gender Conforming Sibling 11:23.834 The Gays Caused COVID-19 12:42.845 Yoga Is Demonic 16:17.259 Meade Skelton Update 19:19.473 Old Woman Is About To Get Laid – Voicemail 24:15…

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Chris Chan Arrested After Mother Loving

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.000 Happy Birthday From A Youtard 2:12.244 A New Chapter In The Chris Chan Saga – Mother Banging 7:18.065 Checking In With The Inbred Family 20:37.602 Support DV! 25:56.184 A Botched Castration Situation 27:02.

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I Don’t Know How To Use My Body

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.000 Commercials You Were Forced To Sit Through At The Movies 3:51.183 Movie Time Shrimp Rolls! 5:25.070 Britney Spears And Bob Dole Selling Pepsi 8:34.809 Meade Skelton’s Feminine Voice 13:23.

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Saving Your Good Vagina For Marriage

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.000 Time To Toast The Bacon 3:05.237 Pony Pissed – Chris Chan Is Angry With Hasbro 7:43.220 Little Boys Singing About Feminism 11:20.747 Coash Dave Knows Who Satan’s Right Hand Man Is 18:09.

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Oiled Up Pony Rump

On Today’s Show Sorry, No timestamps for today’s episode. Rest assured, it is a good one chock full of love and weirdness. We learn about an old man’s enema routine. Two pieces of inside-out ass-meat touch to become one.

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Serial Sperm Shooter Slung His Last Spunkload

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.000 Mom Popped Up On Yesterday’s Show 1:55.918 A New Gooner Bater Trainer 5:32.447 Crackhead Neighbors Get The Hose 11:11.114 A Piss Gagging Slut Named Celeste 15:59.295 That’s Not A Jolly Rancher I Fished Out Of Your …

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Murder Over Daddy’s Secret Feces Fetish

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.000 Visiting The Family After The Pandemic 1:47.151 Bizarre Sex Term: Shepherds Pie 13:26.920 Breaking News From President Gabrielle Chana 15:56.688 Alex Jones Says We Are Growing Cancer Crystals Thanks The Vaccine 19:…

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Are You On The Goddamn Planet? BEST-OF

On Today’s Show As I mentioned, today’s show is Best-Of Day! Enjoy! Contact LVL80CatLady On Twitter For Tim’s B-Day! Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi,

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Pickle Pumping In The Pooper

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.036 Calls From Narcissists 2:22.448 Victoria Secret Karen Update 12:57.984 Pennywise Is Real And Will Stab You In The Asshole 14:22.444 From Cat Fucking To Communist Propaganda 17:47.

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Fart On My Doritos

On Today’s Show – Introduction 0:00.000 Marvel Vs. DC / Exclusive Wonder Woman Clip 3:26.118 Incel Marshal Mathers Mashup 13:41.154 Racist Temper Tantrum At Victoria Secret 16:26.413 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 26:14.

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